Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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