I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
