I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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