You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Buhtt sex?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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