he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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