So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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