Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
