I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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