What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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