She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I have post one night stand depression
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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