Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Shame - the story of my life.
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