she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
He has the fingertips of a God
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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