Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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