Pants 0. Shit 1.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Someone signed my nipple.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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