You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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