oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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