we have pet lesbian snakes
Do vagina's smell?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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