How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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