if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
PANTIES FOUND
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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