if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
