Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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