I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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