You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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