Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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