I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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