She's JV to your varsity
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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