i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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