: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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