There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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