I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
it glows. i had to have it.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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