Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Everclear isn't food dammit
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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