it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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