What a fucking waste of an outfit
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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