you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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