The brown eye won't let me do that either.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
