he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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