YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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