How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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