i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Randomize
