you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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