If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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