Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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