i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just want nice things and good sex
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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