Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
40s are totally the cure
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
All the doctor said was why
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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