wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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