the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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