maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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