you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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