He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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