I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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