i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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