I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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