K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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