ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I wish there were birth control emojis
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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