So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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