i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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