Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize